Be the first person in Line

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Pick on your brother

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Snuggle

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Find a cozy place to sleep

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Drop a letter to Santa

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Map out your game plan

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Call your friends, tell them all Black Friday is cancelled

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Check the ads, ask yourself if it's really worth the wait?

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Finish that Screenplay you've been working on

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Start a random line and see if people stand behind you

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Grab the last shopping cart

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Hide out and watch the crazy people running

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Dress up as a Turkey Coma Zombie

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Train the next generation of shoppers

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Sleep while Mom and Dad shop

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Sing Rebecca Black's "Friday" until people leave line

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Just wait for Cyber Monday

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Use your tent one last time before it snows

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Bench press those sweet deals!

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Don't forget what you came for!

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