By: Jon Corrigan
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: There is nothing better than post-wisdom teeth removal videos. It’s my favorite thing on the internet.
It turns out, post-wisdom teeth removal emails are equally as entertaining.
Abby Jo Hamele is a 19-year-old undergraduate at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. Hamele told Buzzfeed News she had her wisdom teeth removed about a week ago, adding that her recovery required “a lot of hydrocodone.”
The drug not only caused Hamele to mistake her current dog, Daisy, for a previous dog that had passed away (video here), it also inspired her to compose an email to her philosophy 101 teaching assistant, Kevin Patton, asking for an extension for a deadline that didn’t exist:
I believe that i relmebmer you said we, as us students, would be able to send you our papers for classss for you to look at over before we turn them in to cColin if we got them to you by the 22nd of Novermber.
I unfortmately got my wisdom teeth sliced outr and have not not been reacting very well to the surgeryy nor the medicatioon i were given/ so I do not thimk that I will be able to habe my paper finisherd by Tuesday at all.
Is tehere any way I would be able to send you my paper at any later date??? I wnt to do very good on this paper you know becayse i like to do well in my classes.
please sir I workled very hard and thouught that I would be abel to finish it on timme but my doctor said I will most likelly not be normal again until at least Thanksginvg turkey. If you say no then that is okay but i would be sad and i would reallyyyy lik e it if you said yes. Thank you Kevin, my dude.
Abby Jo Hamele (pronounced hah-mil-lee) (if you were wondering)
P.S. I will answer youpr questions in class forever so theere are not any more awkard silence. and i will buy you expo markers that work (even thougjh our tuition should pay for markers that work)
love you bye”
The super-chill Patton reportedly “laughed hysterically when he read the message,” and replied: