By: Frank Williams Jr.
A recent survey determined the top signs that your man is faking it in bed!
- He pulls up his laptop right after sex
- His nose gets bigger when he orgasms
- He takes a cold shower afterwards
- He reads Play Girl magazine before sex
- He moaned Zac Efron’s name during sex
- You’ve been trying to have a baby for eight years
- He needed Viagra just to walk down the aisle at your wedding
- He and his best friend like to take fishing trips in Brokeback Mountain
- You want to have sex while he’s watching Sports Center
- He was faster than a virgin at the Bunny Ranch
- He snores during orgasms
- He told you it was an air orgasm
Has he ever used one of these on you? (I hope not…)