Top Signs Your Man Is Faking It In Bed


By: Frank Williams Jr.

A recent survey determined the top signs that your man is faking it in bed!

They are:

  • He pulls up his laptop right after sex
  • His nose gets bigger when he orgasms
  • He takes a cold shower afterwards
  • He reads Play Girl magazine before sex
  • He moaned Zac Efron’s name during sex
  • You’ve been trying to have a baby for eight years
  • He needed Viagra just to walk down the aisle at your wedding
  • He and his best friend like to take fishing trips in Brokeback Mountain
  • You want to have sex while he’s watching Sports Center
  • He was faster than a virgin at the Bunny Ranch
  • He snores during orgasms
  • He told you it was an air orgasm

Has he ever used one of these on you? (I hope not…)

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