So you’re probably thinking maybe cow tipping? Stealing corn? Chasing after all the farmer’s daughters? Nope, none of the above are how you get banned from every single farm in the United Kingdom. Robert Newman, a 23-year-old man from the UK must have been in quite the dry spell because he decided it would be a good idea to… how do I say this? Make love to a goat!
It’s actually far from love making, but that’s about the only PG rated way to put it. Newman admitted to the act and is now band from every single property where farm animals reside. Goats everywhere are baaaahhhing for joy!