Today is Fat Tuesday, widely celebrated as the day before lent where you allow yourself to indulge in something bad before you give up whatever it is you’re giving up for Lent. In the Midwest and especially here in Michigan, Fat Tuesday also means Paczki Day!!

Jason the 300lb. Cowboy was in Hamtramack in the mecca of Paczki, New Palace Bakery. Here, 300 ordered 85 Paczki’s and proceed to stuff them with old proverbs and sayings. But he also threw in some prizes like CD’s and DVDs and tickets to the Ten Man Jam!

Once his pants were stuffed with the delightful pastry, listeners had their chance to stick their hands down his pants and try to win!

The aftermath of Paczki In My Pants!

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