FUNNY: Top Ten Christmas Gifts NOT To Give Someone!
Every Christmas we all experience this at least once. We tear off the wrapping paper in high anticipation of what’s inside, only to be extremely disappointed. And on top of that you have to act like you love the gift you were dreading.
The problem is since we all act like we love everything we get for Christmas, the people buying these horrendous gifts never know their gift giving abilities are sub par. That’s why me and my friends are here to help. When I was thinking of the worst Christmas gifts I’ve ever gotten, I really only came up with 3 or 4. I must have been spoiled. In order to get to 10 I called on 10 friends of mine that are all in a text group which we use to stay in contact, talk about girls, football, politics and pretty much anything you can think of, most of which is inappropriate.
Keep in mind this Top 10 list was comprised from the viewpoints of mostly 23-27 year old single dudes and the intent is to make you laugh. So Enjoy! (That’s my disclaimer)
#10 – White Socks & Underwear - Really? Come on! I can buy this stuff myself. It’s not a gift.
#9 – Ugly Christmas Sweater - These are only worn once a year at “Ugly Sweater Parties” and we buy them from thrift stores. Don’t bother!
#8 – Scratch Off Lottery Tickets - You really put a lot of thought into this one. Oh and look I won $2. Thanks!
#7 – Now That’s What I Call Music CD’s - Who buys CD’s anymore anyway? Especially not these.
#6 – Twilight Book Collection - What am I a 12-year-old girl?
#5 – Subscription to a Daily Newspaper - Not only will I not read it, but now I have to go grab it from my porch everyday and throw it out.
#4 – Richard Simmons Workout DVD’s - Nobody wants to see that anymore. Did they ever?
#3 – Positive Pregnancy Test - This wasn’t in the 5 year plan!
#2 – Divorce Papers - You’re leaving me for my brother? How could you?
#1 – Ohio State Season Tickets - Does this need any explanation? I think I’m going to Ralph!!
Merry Christmas and please don’t buy me any of these gifts : )