[lastfm]Brad Paisley[/lastfm] Tweeted about capturing a leprechaun. If you want to know what Leprechaun poop smells like, read on.
Here’s his tweets.. cleaned up a little bit, though I didn’t change the way he spells “leprechaun:”
“Holy cow, just saw a leprechan! Just saw a leprechan! Ran right by my chair! Freaking out! Dressed in green! Said something about gold! Aaah”
“Okay I just caught him in a possum trap we had in the barn! He’s (MAD)!”
“Ow! He bit me! Little bastard! Do leprechans carry any diseases? He’s a mean one. I’ll name him” Lucky”. I’m going to keep him 4 ever & ever.”
“Man leprechans can spit like llamas! He got me good. So I waterboarded him with a bottle of aquafina.”
“Oh gross. He pooped all over his cage. Great.”
“Oh yeah, if you’re wondering, their poop is John Deere green. But it smells like bleu cheese. Odd.”